STAY BACK, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
IT’S A HOT DOG BUN.
YOU NEVER KNOW. COULD BE BOOBYTRAPPED.
… ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET ME TO TOUCH YOUR PENIS?
I’M OFFENDED YOU WOULD EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING, BUT YES.
YOU’RE INCORRIGIBLE.
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
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| — | A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia) |
HEY, TIM.
TIM.
TIMMY.
TIMBO.
TIMBALAND.
TIMBALAND AND MAGOO.
TIMBALAND PRESENTS: SHOCK VALUE.
TIMPERATE RAINFOREST.
TIM, WAKE THE FUCK UP!
… OR DON’T. YOUR CALL. I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE DEAD IN YOUR BATHROOM, THOUGH. WHEN AND IF YOU FIND YOUR PANTS YOU SHOULD GO CHECK THAT OUT.
THAT WAS A TRULY EPIC PARTY, T-BOZ. I MEAN IT. I’M PRETTY SURE WE SET YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE ON FIRE. I’M GONNA GO GRAB SOME CHIPOTLE. I’LL SEE YOU IN CHEM LAB.
